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Joke of the Day
"So how many abortions do you have to have before you can go ""pro""?"
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" Kim Jong Un North Korea the ? Because !"
"My jeans say ""no more Christmas goodies"" but my leggings are like ""we got you, gurrrl"""
"*lights a scented candle in my house *gets texted 500 miles away from my mother Please watch those candles"
"Christian epileptics don't appreciate when you tell them ""Jesus is the reason for the seizin"""
"ME (tousling his hair): You got a girlfriend? 8 YEAR-OLD: Yeah ME (grabbing him by the collar): How. How did you do it"
"Having sex with a redditor is like reading the user license agreement. Nobody ever does it."
"I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know Y."
"A Jew, a Hindu and a Muslim go into a bar, and the barman says..... What a wonderful diversity of cultures we have in this community."
"Banana vs Vibrator"