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Joke of the Day

"What do you call two Irish gunfighters in a duel? Kenny Killarney and Arny Kilkenny."

"Toasts are like parents... If they are black, you have nothing to eat"

"Me: You can't honestly expect me to believe this house isn't haunted; I can see the ghost walls from here. Realtor: Those are windows."

"I followed this woman on a bike with an empty baby seat for a half a mile yelling, ""your baby jumped out!"" before she gave me the finger."

"""I don't like the taste of water"" - First World Problem"

"What is the issue with Dr. Dre's releases? Chronic delays."

"Did you hear about the italian chef? He pasta way"

"What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue? You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish ""What about the glue?"" I knew you'd get stuck on that."

"What do you call a gassy Russian? Vladimir Pootin'"

"I avoid being photographed at events held at my apartment complex. I don't need someone pointing to a picture and saying,""That's him."""