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Joke of the Day
"I'm surprised Microsoft didn't resurrect Bing Crosby to counter Google's ad."
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"Why don't black people go on cruises? Not falling for that one again."
"Why do girls generally go to the bathroom in groups? 'Cause they're a bunch of pussies."
"My son went over to a friend's house & his Mom asked when we wanted him home. From her expression I think she was expecting a time, not day."
"A rabbi, a priest, and a Lutheran minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, ""Is this some kind of joke?"""
"When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......"
"Chuck Norris once sneezed on a woman at the bank and got her pregnant"
"So that's what ""Tiger blood"" means!"
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