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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Jesus buy beer? Hebrews."
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"Do you know what moth balls smell like? How'd you get their little legs apart?"
"Did you ever hear about the Bass player whose timing was so bad he threw himself behind a train?"
"Worst case scenario for the 'coin behind the ear' trick is finding a tumour there and being accused of dark magic."
"P is for psychic.... Pumpkin squash!!"
"Bill Gates named his company after his penis. Discuss"
"ME: I hate the Kentucky Derby. You get all dressed up and excited and the whole thing only lasts 15 seconds WIFE: Oh is that right"
"What has four wheels and flies A Garbage truck"
"My parents tried to surprise me with a car this Christmas... Fortunately they missed."
"The last words of my gym teacher: ""All spears to me!"""