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Joke of the Day

"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"

"After handing a girl my mixtape I asked her if she was ready for TOTAL AURAL SATISFACTION not realizing what it had sounded like."

"TIFU Down was jealous."

"Why don't you undress in front of Pokemon? Because they might Pikachu!"

"Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?"

"Why couldn't the Dali Lama go out and play with his friends? Because he was grounded."

"I'm so tired of people saying Hillary sucks... She doesn't. Just ask Bill and Monica."

"New study reveals that women actually make better archaeologist. They're always digging up old shit."

"I like my women like I like my coffee Black and tastes like warm diarrhea."

"Johnny and Ruth are mountain biking down a hill... ...Ruth hits a tree. Johnny continues, ruthlessly."