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Joke of the Day

"Worst case scenario for the 'coin behind the ear' trick is finding a tumour there and being accused of dark magic."

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"As a father, I would refuse to give my daughter away at her wedding on the grounds that I would have to be there."
"If electricity is always directing itself to the least resistant, where would it go? The French"
"What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One's a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other one's a fish."
"They say it takes more muscles in your face to frown than it does to smile. So, I say exercise your face... Get married and have teenage children. You will be frowning more than you imagined."
"So my friend who has multiple personalities called me yesterday. My Caller I.D. exploded....."
"Yoda and Luke Skywalker are together in a ship when Luke asks... Luke: are we on track? Yoda: off course, we are."
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