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Joke of the Day
"What has four wheels and flies A Garbage truck"
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"Me: Dude, back off. You're totally scaring away all the hot guys checking me out at the gym. H: You do realize I'm your husband, right?"
"I'm sorry. I had your Sharona confused with mine."
"Why did H blow itself up? Because G had."
"What kind of music does a printer make? A paper jam."
"How could the pimp always easily locate his ho? Because, she really stands out on the street."
"When you run out of milk from a cow you move to the UDDER one."
"When a man tries to hug me hello or goodbye I whisper in his ear ""tip to tip"" and sigh as we embrace to ensure we never do it again."
"What's brown and sits on a piano bench? Beethoven's last movement."
"Q: What do you get when you mix a mouse with some laundry detergent? A: Squeaky clean clothes."