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Joke of the Day

"The last words of my gym teacher: ""All spears to me!"""

"A filthy dirty joke 4 white horses fell in a mud puddle!"

"Always a bridesmaid, never a new world-order leader in a post-apocalyptic all-powerful matriarchy. Sigh."

"My wife just said that Twilight is better than The Lost Boys. I don't think there's a jury in the world that would convict me."

"Donald ""Pharmabro"" Trump: He wwebsite as on the internet!"

"""Pay attention, 007; this might look like an ordinary suitcase but, if you push this button, a handle comes out and you can wheel it."""

"I hope you guys like one-line antijokes"

"Today I connected all the freckles on my arm with a Sharpie. It spells out RIKSHAZ9LIRK. Clearly I am The Chosen One."

"""Doctor I'm invisible!"" ""I'm sorry sir. I can't see you right now"""

"Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King? He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion."