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Joke of the Day

"Singer Neil Diamond started his career as Neil Coal. He changed his name when the pressure got to him."

"I would tell you a joke about UDP... But I'm not sure if you would get it."

"My optometrist likes to make eye puns they keep getting cornea and cornea"

"What's an Xbox fanboys' least favourite film? P.S. I Love You"

"What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter? Coloured eggrolls!"

"You can idolize anything... You just have to put your mind into it."

"There's a special place in Hell for those women who say ""Awwww"" after everything they hear."

"[taking my final breaths after a freak accident] Tell my family I totes love them *gasping for air* but like, roll your eyes real hard"

"I hate it when homeless shake their cups with change in them I know you have more money than me, stop showing off."

"China has entered the space race. In other news, the first outer space restaurant is set to be named ""The Space Wok"""