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Joke of the Day
"My optometrist likes to make eye puns they keep getting cornea and cornea"
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"History Teacher: what ended in 1918 ? Student: 1917"
"cop joke He got pulled over by a cop. Cop:""I've been waiting all day to catch someone like you."" Boy:""I know sir, I got here as fast as I could."""
"An Irish man walks out of a bar... ..."
"So we agree when the zombies come we feed em the teenagers first, right?"
"How do you make your girlfriend cry while having sex? Phone her"
"What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? I just passed your friend in the woods."
"What's up? The price of pussy. (My math teacher in high school use to say this one, he was cool.)"
"How can you tell Oriental Dynasties are obese? Because they have hundreds of Qins"
"[Friday Night] WIFE: Have fun at poker ME {stopping at door}: What did you say? W: Have fun ME: After that W: Uh...at poker- ME: IT'S POKEMON"