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Joke of the Day

"I would tell you a joke about UDP... But I'm not sure if you would get it."

"A lot of people tell me that I'm funny... So I guess it's a good thing that looks aren't everything"

"I'd prefer to read Yelp reviews from the kind of person who would never write a Yelp review."

"I'm white and I don't tell racist jokes because racism is a crime, and crime is for black people."

"Keep your coworkers on their feet by beginning your next e-mail with ""If you're reading this, I'm already dead."""

"What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick? Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance? --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick"

"A cannibal with diarrhea cloned himself for dinner. He shit himself."

"Start here. Now go to that side. Back to this side. that side again. now this side ok that side this side 1 more time now front (bed making)"

"How do mathematicians scold their children? ""If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."""

"Don't make fun of a fat girl with a lisp. I'm sure she's thick and tired of it."