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Joke of the Day
"I would tell you a joke about UDP... But I'm not sure if you would get it."
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"What did one casket say to the other casket? Is that you coffin?"
"Did anyone catch the score of that soccer game?? U.S.A. 8, Ethiopia didn't"
"Why couldn't Bach be a rapper? Because he's Baroque."
"I have a doorbell chime for text messages. I just checked my door twice. I don't have a doorbell. Line up boys. This kinda genius is rare."
"I hate the word ""chicks"". Can we politely call them LADIES. Women, please.. Ladies nuts on your chin ;)))))))"
"How do you make a 5yr old cry twice? When you rub your dick on her teddy bear."
"It's been so long since I bought groceries, this morning I saw a cockroach move out. ""Good luck,"" he sighed, clutching his tiny suitcases."
"Dog: Me: Dog: Me: Dog: *spits out pill* Me: DAMMIT!"
"I win all games of strip-poker by starting out nude."