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Joke of the Day
"There's a special place in Hell for those women who say ""Awwww"" after everything they hear."
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"You haven't seen a woman overreact until you've told a woman she's overreacting."
"If you googled ""blood libel"" yesterday, you'd get a wikipedia link. Today you see Sarah Palin's face. I hope she says ""bukkake"" next."
"FLIGHT ATTENDANT: sir calm down ME (having panic attack): sorry I've never flown before PILOT (over intercom): dont worry neither have I lol"
"Me: I played this as a kid. It's from back when video games made sense 6-year-old: Why did you jump on a turtle? Me: Because I'm a plumber"
"If she calls me cheap one more time I'm gonna return her anniversary gift to 7/11."
"How do you grill sheep? With Samsung Batteries."
"My misery loves vodka, and hates company."