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Joke of the Day
"What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter? Coloured eggrolls!"
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"What does a prostitute have in common with Sting? They both stop sucking when The Police are around."
"What beverage does Bruce Lee like to drink? WAA-TAA!"
"How do you know that the drum riser is level? The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth"
"Whoa, calm down, person actually swimming in the swimming pool."
"Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was."
"[Doctor's Office] Dr: I'm not going to candy-coat this.... Me: *misses bad results of test because I'm imagining a coat made of Skittles*"
"The jerk store called They say your order of Jamaican spices is in."
"Dance like no one's a werewolf. Eat like you found it in the couch. Shout like your cat's sleeping. Feel good like a bossy poem told you to."
"Some days, I just like to live wild and dangerous... These are the days I say to a woman, ""calm. the. fcuk. down."""