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Joke of the Day

"What's an Xbox fanboys' least favourite film? P.S. I Love You"

"A Linux Joke In computing, what's the only way to generate a truly random string? Put a Windows user in front of VI and tell him to quit."

"Husband and wife near wishing well. Suddenly wife slips and fell in the well. Terrified husband: Noooooooooo...I can't believe it's working!"

"Q: WHY DON`T BLONDES LIKE ANAL SEX? A: They don`t like their brains being screwed with."

"What's fast and breathes fast underwater? Definitely not a toddler, I can tell you that now."

"What program do Jedi use to PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi"

"Two flies are sitting on a piece of shit One fly cuts a fart, and the other fly goes, ""Hey, I'm eating here!"""

"If a genie granted me 3 wishes I'd ask for unlimited wishes, then I'd probably take a nap"

"Ate at some place called Spaghetteria and let's just say it gave me diaghetti."

"[Me]: What's a snowman's favorite drink? [Bartender]: idk [Me]: Brrrr-bon lol [Bartender]: ... [Me]: jk snowmen don't drink they aren't real"