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Joke of the Day

"China has entered the space race. In other news, the first outer space restaurant is set to be named ""The Space Wok"""

"My parents asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I said I wanna watch. So they let me"

"That's a nice ham you have there It would be a shame if someone put an 's' at the start and an 'e' at the end..."

"I Hate Jamaicans in Bed Because they jam you till your aican"

"I said to my girlfriend, ""Do you want to experiment with a role-play rape fantasy?"" She said, ""**NO!**"" I said, ""*That's the spirit!*"" Jimmy Carr"

"On a bad dinner date? Bump the table with your knee to make the water in your glass ripple. Claim a T-Rex is coming. Sprint out the door."

"Some people like those European youngsters... But I prefer the euthanasia"

"It's crazy how quick women are to cut each other's throats over a guy! I mean I'd understand if it were shoes....but a guy???"

"Husband and AC Comparison Position of husband is like a split A.C. No matter how loud he is outside, but inside the house, he is designed to remain silent, cool & controlled by remote."

"How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt? A Terra Bite"