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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Celery ! Celery who ? Celery me you lunch will you I'm hungry !"
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"Whats the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a bitch sleeps with everyone at the party except you."
"Why did Mary Magdalen love Jesus? *Spreads arms* Because he was hung like this"
"Kid: ""I want to be a doctor when I grow up."" Mom: ""You can't. Your hands aren't cold enough."""
"Met two guys named Andre coincidentally It was a real double ent""andre"""
"Never trust a man that says, ""Trust me."" and never trust a woman that says ""It's fine."""
"Q: Why do fish live in saltwater? A: Pepper makes them sneeze."
"Two blondes are standing in opposite sides of the river. One yells: - HOW DO I GET TO THE OTHER SHORE?! The other answers: - YOU ARE IN THE OTHER SHORE!"
"Why did the blind lady fall in a well? because she couldn't see that well"
"Why can't you hear Django coming? The D is silent."