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Joke of the Day
"What did Bill Cosby call Donald Trump? A rookie."
Next Joke
"What do you call someone who stole home plate? A rapist."
"A man arrives home and was absolutely delighted when he saw that someone had stolen every single lamp from his house"
"My cleaning lady always leaves me a list of supplies she needs to clean the house. Not sure what she needs 20 boxes of cold medicine though"
"What do you call an egg that always gets picked on? The butt of every yolk :("
"A guy got a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his dick... Now he can play with his money, watch it grow, and you can't find a girl who can't blow a hundred dollars."
"Hell hath no fury like your kid catching you throwing away anything, EVER. I smuggle out broken crayons like a mexican drug lord."
"How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden"
"14 called me an idiot today No, I don't have a 14-year-old child I mean 14 people"
"How do you know if someone's vegan? Someone else will make a vegan joke, then when the vegan points out that non vegans refer to veganism more than vegans do, some jackass will say ""found the vegan"""