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Joke of the Day
"I paid $10 and got $20 worth of fishing supplies. It was a net gain."
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"From now on everyone should start saying ""No"" when asked to be put on hold."
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"A man walked into a bar and a Midget walked into a Bollard"
"Why are people pissed off that Justin Bieber smoked some weed? It's not like he released another album or anything."
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"How much is a $1,000,000 Bill worth? Nothing! You can't use it anywhere!"