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Joke of the Day

"Amish jokes Have you heard about the promiscuous Amish lady? She had two Mennonite I had the Amish flu last week. At first I got a little horse. Then I got a little buggy... but yesterday I got butter"

"Egypt. Palin. Walmart. Facebook. KE$HA. Bieber. Typos. Snow. Zombies. Superpowers. FFs. Your mom. Boom, I just won Twitter."

"Nothing worse than taking a run and then having to take a shit when your a mile & a half away from ur bathroom. I almost shitted in a bush"

"Why does Donald Trump secretly not want to become president? He'd have to move in to a smaller house in a black neighborhood."

"69% People can find something dirty in every sentence. And you are in those 69% :D"

"I like when babies cry and you make the same noise as them, and they look at you like, ""Wow. That's annoying."" and you're like, ""I know."""

"[OC] Time heals all wounds.. Unless you re a haemophiliac."

"Whats the opposite of Christopher Walken? Christopher Reeves"

"Some think the economy is slowly recovering. Others think it's on the verge of collapse. I think about boobs mostly."

"Went to shave my beard but decided not to, the longer I keep it, the more it grows on me. Sure this is old but actually thought this the other day."