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Joke of the Day
"Sure fire way to really annoy a woman tell her she is being too dramatic and overreacting."
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"Do you ever wake up. Kiss the person beside you, and just be thankful to be alive. I did. Not really appreciated on flights apparently"
"What is a ghost-proof bicycle? One with no spooks in it."
"What do identical stars do? Twin-kle"
"Which is worse, ignorance or apathy? I don't know and I don't care."
"The dog from Air Bud is in a new movie helping deaf kids play sports. It's called Ear Bud."
"Why don't blind people skydive? Because it scares the crap out of their dogs."
"That rose tattoo on your ass was SO hot when you were 19. Now it looks like red cabbage"
"I need a thingy to fix the thingy because the thingy came loose and the thingy is wiggly now. Do you sell those? -Me, at Home Depot"
"""Great speech! Have you thought about giving it from behind a wooden box for some reason?"" - podium salesman"