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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a whale with erectile dysfunction? Mopey Dick."

"Do you know why Native American sex is so hot? It's fucking in tents."

"Why is peter pan always flying? He neverlands. I like this joke because it never grows old."

"What would you call a supervillain that could control every part of the electro-magnetic spectrum except 495-570 nm? Magento"

"What is the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian? A Ritz is a snack cracker and a lesbian is a crack snacker"

"I played UNO with my cousins from Mexico last weekend. They just call it **ONE**"

"Want to hear a joke about Ebola? You probably won't get it"

"When a 230 lb man yells from the shower for a towel, but you hand him a face cloth, he won't find it nearly as funny as you do."

"Before working to reunite the US he was known as Abram Lincoln."

"I met a 14 year old girl on the internet. She was clever, funny, flirty, and sexy. I suggested we meet up. She turned out to be an undercover detective. How cool is that at her age?!"