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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a whale with erectile dysfunction? Mopey Dick."
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"So I went to my Hipster drug dealer last night... He gave me an instagram"
"I just watched Meet the Parents again And if I was Gay I would have been outta there"
"What did the little mountain say to the big mountain? ""Hi, Cliff """
"Thank you, social media, for sometimes filling the emptiness you've created in our lives."
"Hellen Keller was the first person to go to Disney land. Don't worry, she didn't know it either."
"[at funeral] Me: ""I'm sorry your husband died in that boating accident in Venice"" Widow: ""please no.... Me: ""you have my gondolances"""
"M: Are you gonna eat that baby? Lady: What!!?! Go away you Sick-O' M: Sorry! I saw you putting it on Instagram & figured.. Never mind."
"Why did the crazy Mexican conductor get convicted for a crime? ...because he had Loco-Motive."
"Q: What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's? A: A blonde serves more people in a night."