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Joke of the Day

"I met a 14 year old girl on the internet. She was clever, funny, flirty, and sexy. I suggested we meet up. She turned out to be an undercover detective. How cool is that at her age?!"

"I realized that haven't done the Hokey Pokey in over 10 years. I guess when you get older, you just forget what it's all about."

"Why do pills bottles have cotton in them? So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs."

"The answer is ""preludes"" Name something Bill Cosby gives to nuns."

"What's the best way to get a redditors attention?"

"Why did the black man have to sell his parrot? because polly wanted a cracker"

"My doctor told me to start killing people. Well, not in those exact words. He said I had to reduce the stress in my life. Same thing!"

"I told my mom I wanted to become a stand up comedian. She laughed."

"What's a stoner's favorite cheese? Mun Cheese!"

"This post has nothing to do with elephants. It's irrelephant."