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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian? A Ritz is a snack cracker and a lesbian is a crack snacker"

"When I see a girl with a lot of makeup, I want to use my finger and write WASH ME on her face..."

"I cant English good? I prefer to speaking to writing on paper so that my grammar isn't as tearable."

"Breaking news: Cheese Factory Explosion De brie everywhere."

"Why did Nixon never drive on the highway? Because he always took the low road."

"Kids having the best time ever sound exactly the same as kids being axe-murdered."

"Office Scare Prank"

"How does Hilary Clinton clean her glasses? By wiping the mainframe."

"It's a shock to me that people actually pay their student loans. That's a bill I gave to Jesus"

"I was going to tell a Voldemort joke.... But everyone already nose it."