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Joke of the Day

"When a 230 lb man yells from the shower for a towel, but you hand him a face cloth, he won't find it nearly as funny as you do."

"Why are all rabbits negro? Because they dig homes."

"Knuckle tats: (I)(M)(H)(U)(N)(G)(R)(Y)"

"A man gets a $5 hooker a man gets a hooker for $5 and get crabs. the next day he goes back to her and tells her. she says "" what did you expect for $5, lobster?"""

"What do you call Samsung store security guards? Guardians of the Galaxy."

"What do you call an egocentric strain of bacteria found in a Chipotle burrito? ME-coli"

"Me: lets go on a date Her: umm Me: what could go wrong *25 minutes later we are being chased by a pack of raccoons*"

"A married's man prayer Dear God, you gave me childhood and you took it away. You gave me youth and you took it away. You gave me a wife.......... Its been years now, just reminding you."

"""Doctors report a new super effective painkiller."" Its axed shaped for splitting headaches!"

"His son asked him what gay meant. Son: Dad, what does gay mean? Dad: Happy son. It means happy. Son: Then are YOU gay DAD? Dad: No son...... i have a wife..."