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Joke of the Day
"Before working to reunite the US he was known as Abram Lincoln."
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"Thank God for nipples... Without it..... Boobs would be pointless"
"My mom made some french fries for you guys... but you were dicks about it because they were potato quality."
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"What candy is traditionally served at a Jewish wedding. Mazel toffee."
"Sober Irishman"
"A Spanish magician announced that for his final trick, he would vanish into thin air. He counted down: uno, dos, then POOF! He was gone, without a tres."
"When is your mind like a rumpled bed? When it isn't made up yet."
"What did the stoner say to his girlfriend? We'd be good together."
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