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Joke of the Day
"Do you know why Native American sex is so hot? It's fucking in tents."
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"Don't lie, steal, or cheat... The government hates competition."
"My belly is fat My brain has delay. You guessed it right. I'm from NA."
"Scientists have finally proved that Friday the 13th IS unlucky Trump is still alive"
"How much sex does a sister of the church get? Nun"
"Just when I think I've run out of tweets, I come up with this one."
"My thoughts and prayers go out to all those with super busy key chains today. With dolls and shit on them, and fistfuls of keys and whatnot."
"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer today I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day"
"Summing up things about this year 2015: I am officially THE WORST YEAR EVER! 2016: Hold my beer."
"Two guys are walking and one walks into a bar... The other one ducks"