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Joke of the Day

"Why is peter pan always flying? He neverlands. I like this joke because it never grows old."

"What do Libyan people put in their TV remotes? Tripoli batteries."

"What's the difference between a radish and a beet? I've never radished off to OP's mom."

"What do you call a group of militant feminists? A Militia Etheridge"

"wondering if our openly racist uncles talk about their non racist uncles like ""u shoulda heard the non-racist shit coming out of his mouth"""

"My son asked what it is like to be married, so I deleted all the music on his ipod except 1 song."

"Three people having sex is called a threesome, and four people having sex is called a foursome. I guess that's why everyone calls me handsome!"

"I was a pizza delivery guy once, but only for a day. They gave me 12 pizzas to deliver and I just never came back."

"Here's an oldie but a goodie. Your Mom."

"My mood ring was stolen today. I'm not sure how I feel about it."