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Joke of the Day
"Why don't you make jokes about muslims? Because they will fucking kill you."
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"Went out to dinner last night & the hostess asked me ""Where would you like to sit?"" I replied ""preferably on a seat."" #accomplished"
"Have you heard what scientists are saying about Pluto? Apparently he's too small to be a dog."
"What do you call a black guy having sex? RAPE"
"A guy sees an Indian in a port-a-poty The guy asks how long he has been down there. The Indian responds, ""Many a moon"""
"A mosquito fell into my beer five minutes ago and now he's naked and calling his ex-girlfriends and drinking my beer"
"What is a crossbreed between an elephant and a rhinoceros called? I don't know, but it isn't *relevant*!"
"Forced to use Axe Shampoo & Conditioner this morning and now my hair is high fiving people and calling them Braaaah."
"What did the suicide bomber instructor say to his class? Now pay attention class, I'm only going to do this once."
"Dark humor is a lot like cancer Grown ups mainly get it but sometimes kids get it too."