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Joke of the Day

"What did the suicide bomber instructor say to his class? Now pay attention class, I'm only going to do this once."

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"What do you call a woman drowning in money? Rich... Also an ambulance."
"What do the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They both fly around Uranus wiping off Klingons"
"Nobody knows how much work I put into looking only this fat."
"Crazy Riddle If Jane's daughter is my daughter's mother, then who am I to Jane?"
"I lost my job today ""What? How?"" I just wasn't a good housekeeper ""BUT YOU'RE A BEEKEEPER"" Well that explains all the screaming"
"How to stop rape? With consent!"
"Did you hear about the fight in the candy store? Two suckers got licked"
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"The baby Woman at a maternity hospital is in a lot of pain, moaning. The man strokes her back, ""I'm so sorry sweetheart that you have to endure this..."" ""Don't worry Steve, it's not your fault."""