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Joke of the Day

"Dark humor is a lot like cancer Grown ups mainly get it but sometimes kids get it too."

"I once farted in an Apple store... It's not my fault they don't have windows."

"What do women and hand grenades have in common? When you pull the ring off, your house goes away"

"*takes out one earbud* ""not guilty, your honor"""

"First Review in for ""The Force Awakens"" Absolutely to die for"

"Ask me if I'm a tree. Huh? Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No."

"Anonymous declared war on ISIS! They'll never know what hit em..."

"I wrote a horror story using only six words. Donald Trump won the presidential election."

"do you qualify to be my crush? *pulls out list* *checks off has a beating heart* yup you qualify"

"Father: Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed? Son: I couldn't find a spider."