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Joke of the Day

"Went out to dinner last night & the hostess asked me ""Where would you like to sit?"" I replied ""preferably on a seat."" #accomplished"

"What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans."

"Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and smell bad."

"Why did the left alt key and the right alt key break up? They needed some space."

"""Welcome to the Association Against Acronyms & Abbreviations, your office is this way..."" - ""We should call it AAAA!"" ""You're fired."""

"My wife's leaving me because I'm too arrogant. I told her to close the door on her way back in."

"There are two rules for success... 1. Never reveal everything that you know."

"Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he neverlands. That joke never gets old..."

"You know it's a crazy party when the toilets smell less of puke than the dancefloor."

"What do you call a row of trucks covered in mozzarella? A cheesy pickup line"