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Joke of the Day

"A guy sees an Indian in a port-a-poty The guy asks how long he has been down there. The Indian responds, ""Many a moon"""

"Deshsawn, Jamal, Tyrone, Darryl, and Darnell all went to see a movie... The 3 of them had fun."

"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm invisible Who said that?"

"Have you heard the new drink called Sandy? ...It's a watered down Manhattan!"

"What's the difference between Mighty No. 9 and a gay guy? The gay guy eventually comes out"

"How long does it take for a baby to explode in the microwave? I dont know, I close my eyes when I masturbate"

"Flies only live for 24 hours.. Except for the ones that get in your room. Those fuckers live forever."

"Why can no one win at the Bangkok Olympics ? Because it's always a THAI game."

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly your cock into a girls mouth"

"Are you cold? You should go to the corner, its ninety degrees over there."