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Joke of the Day

"What does non-alcoholic beer and going down on you cousin have in common? Sure they taste the same, but it just ain't right."

"Want to hear a clean joke? Henry took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a man."

"My buddy tells me he had sex with his GF and her twin the other night. I asked him how he told them apart. He says, ""well her brother has a mustache"""

"What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang the picture...."

"What's a joke that you invented? Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted."

"What did the grizzly bear study at college? He was an Ursa Major"

"What do you call a bird with big boobs? A para-teet."

"Did you hear about the depressed man going on a cross country road trip? He's weeping the nation."

"I cracked a beer at 9:11 this morning... Too soon?"

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh"