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Joke of the Day

"What is a crossbreed between an elephant and a rhinoceros called? I don't know, but it isn't *relevant*!"

"Is it a rule now that Betty White has to be in everything? Because she is simply ruining this porn for me."

"Unemployed goal day 37: slide across random car hoods action movie style. And then run like someone is chasing me."

"I was awakened last night by the bulimic lady in the apartment next door. I knocked on her door and said: ""Please keep it down!"""

"What's the difference between a blimp and 1,000 blowjobs? One was a Good Year and one was a great year"

"I went to a store that carried only three items It was an inconvenience store"

"A joke about Muhammad [removed]"

"My girlfriend keeps asking me to stop singing Wonderwall ""I said maybe..."""

"Fact of the Day: Lyrics can be used in a court of law as evidence. That's how Billy Joel was acquitted of arson charges."

"What do you call a girl who only likes guys with big muscles? A Biceptual"