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Joke of the Day
"My sex life That is all"
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"What'd they call that place with the collection of escape artist memorabilia? now museum, now you don't"
"Follow me on Pinterest for seasonal craft ideas and spells for summoning ancient demons."
"You know why half a joke isn't funny?"
"[ultrasound] Dr: your baby is 7mm in length Me [whispering to wife]: ask him Wife [sighs]: what is that in fruit sizes?"
"How Do You Break Up With Your Girlfriend? www.AshleyMadison.com"
"Why is Light Beer like sex in a canoe? It's fucking close to water"
"I had an hour to kill so I watched the last two minutes of a basketball game today"
"Speaking of short term memory,"
"A doctor reaches into his pocket and finds his rectal thermometer He says ""Shit, some asshole took my pen!"""