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Joke of the Day
"Speaking of short term memory,"
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"If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day 365 days a year why are there locks on the doors?"
"""This shirt that the team was wearing smells disgusting. I need to find an appropriate state to name it after."" -Inventor of the jersey"
"Two peanuts were walking down the road ...one was assaulted!"
"What do Egyptians do when their mass transit breaks down? Get Anubis."
"My brother's now ok with me calling him retarded. All I had to do was tell him that 5 of the 6 presidential candidates are retarded."
"I asked Luke Perry what today's date was, and he said... 9/02/10! This joke is only funny today, once in a lifetime joke! Spread the love"
"Dear santa... Dear santa, this year, please send clothes for all those poor ladies in daddy's computer."
"Dopted Dad: Have you seen an animal named Dopted? Son: What's a Dopted? Dad: You are. You're adopted."
"I was so poor, we couldn't afford a bidet. I had to do hand stands in the shower."