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Joke of the Day

"What'd they call that place with the collection of escape artist memorabilia? now museum, now you don't"

"Why did the condom fly across the room? Because it was pissed off!"

"Where can you go on Reddit to ask questions? Not /r/movies."

"Feminists won't get this... Anywhere"

"Canada already has a wall that keeps out the Mexicans... Its called the United States."

"What's the most sensitive protein? EMOglobin."

"There are only 10 types of people in this world... Those who understand binary, and those who don't."

"Girl do you play basketball? Because I hear you can make Magic with my Johnson."

"What was Beethoven's favorite fruit? BANANANAAAAAAA"

"Why is it that when a guy nails a ton of girls, he's called a stud... ...but when he nails a ton of studs, he's in construction?"