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Joke of the Day
"How Do You Break Up With Your Girlfriend? www.AshleyMadison.com"
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"Priest in bathroom I walked in on a priest going on the bathroom and I was like HOLY SHIT!"
"How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb? ""have you tried turning the light off and back on?"""
"6.9 is a very good thing fucked by a period."
"Hell hath no fury like woman tagged in a Facebook photo that makes her look fat."
"Have you heard about the airplane industry? Its really taking off and reaching new heights."
"When going camping you can never run You have to ran, because it will always be past tents."
"Dis'se I've contracted a disease."
"Her: I do. And that marks the last time she ever agreed with me."
"Lunatic escapes from an asylum, goes to a launderette where he rapes three women before running off into the woods. Next morning's newspaper headlines read.... # **NUT SCREWS WASHERS AND BOLTS**"