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Joke of the Day
"What does an American actor say when going to Europe? Let's go PAL."
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"Always remember these 2 words in your life which will open many doors to you. Push and pull."
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"You know what they say about big feet... Big socks."
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"When I Die When I die, I want my last words to be ""I left a million dollars under the..."""
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