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Joke of the Day
"I had an hour to kill so I watched the last two minutes of a basketball game today"
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"Muslim book store in New York: A man asks if they have the latest Donald Trump book on immigration. ""Fuck off, get out and don't come back"" says the store owner. ""That's the one!"" says the man"
"I'd like to thank /r/TwoXChromosomes... ...for reminding that I'm not logged into my account."
"Why did the bear faint upon seeing his friend eat a donut? He thought his friend was eating his own claw. In reality he was just eating a bear claw donut. D'oh!"
"Q: What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car? A: A windshield viper."
"Knock Knock Knock knock. Who's there? Nicole. Nicole who? Nicole never bothered me anyway! (Hehehe)"
"How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go fishing"
"I think it would be totes adorbz if I throat punched you the next time you say 'totes adorbz'"
"Why is it so hard to help deaf people? Because they never listen."
"Why are there no Irish lawyers? They can't pass the bar."