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Joke of the Day

"Pasta joke My wife laughed when I told her I was planning to bulld a car made out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta!"

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"I would share a joke that my friend in prison sent me in a letter... But I don't like to quote out of con text."
"How do you know when a black chick is pregnant? When she pulls out her tampon and all of the cotton is missing.."
"TIFU by accidentally eating my friend's sandwich from Subway Oops, wrong sub."
"Two Short Jokes, and One Long One... Joke Joke Jooooooooooooooke!"
"What do you call Vladimir Putin after an ultimate fighting championship? Vloody Putin"
"How does Australians have sex? They mate"
"I'll tell you what i know about dwarves Very little. Its okay, i can say that. They look up to me."
"What do you call the facility where they make lower quality, but still acceptable, goods? The satisfactory."
"Kum & go Ejaculate & evacuate"