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Joke of the Day

"Kanye on the beach, by the water, holding two large conch shells up to either ear. ""That's incredible"", he says ""When did I record this?"""

"I put two pairs of cargo pants in my cargo pants pockets, just in case I need more cargo pants."

"Football would actually be entertaining of each team was allowed one bear."

"what do you call an acid with an attitude? A-mean-oh acid"

"Have you heard? Have you heard of the Arkadian Genocide? Exactly."

"On Fred's 17th birthday his Dad said he'd take him out for his first driving lesson. As they got in the car the father said ""Just one thing Fred. If you're going to hit anything make sure it's cheap."""

"Remember folks, beauty... Is only a light switch away."

"A leopard tried to sneak out of his enclosure by pretending to be a zebra. But he was spotted."

"I had an argument with me Chemistry teacher today. I threw some NaCl at him and he yelled; ""HEY, THATS A SALT!"""

"Can I ask you a self-referential question?"