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Joke of the Day
"SATs Roses are red, Violets are blue. I copied your answers, and I failed too."
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"for a guy named Health Ledger he was not keeping track of his health very well."
"Feet are legends"
"My Viagra addiction ..was the hardest time of my life."
"Did you hear about the suicidal homeopath? He died from a massive underdose."
"Bill Cosby is a lot like Freddy Kruger. They both come in your nightmares."
"ME: did it hurt GIRL AT BAR: did wat hurt ME: when ur hopes of having a nice uninterupted night out got crushed bc i started talking to u"
"On my way to the mall yesterday I passed the Big & Tall Men's clothing store. Outside the store a troop of Girl Scouts were selling cookies. I guess it really is location, location, location..."
"How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution."
"Does it creep anyone else out that Donald Duck eats a turkey dinner on 'Once Upon A Christmas'? Isn't that a form of cannibalism?"