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Joke of the Day

"Girl was towelling her wet pussy, she enjoyed it and started rubbing it vigorously... Until the pussy cried MEOW and ran away. Always be kind to animals..!!"

"Peter: My brother wants to work badly! Anita: As I remember he usually does !"

"Confucius say... Man who run in front of car get tired."

"There are 10 types of people in this world, those that understand hexadecimal, F the rest."

"Today I asked the Director of Admissions at my University what the best thing about her job was... And she said, ""Well, I gotta admit..."""

"Netflix's new show is Marvel's Luke Cage, whose ""Superpower is unbreakable skin. Bullet proof skin on a black man isn't a super power its straight up evolution! -Danish Anwar"

"*Makes bacon *Eats one piece *2 pieces *3 pieces *Eats all the bacon *Hides the evidence 9: Yummm! What's that smell? Me: Cereal"

"A Higgs Boson walks into a church and the priest shouts ""Hey we dont allow Higgs Bosons here!"" Higgs Boson replied ""But without me how can you have mass?"""

"A teacher and the students Teacher: What does the chicken give you? Students: eggs! Teacher: What does the pig give you? Students: bacon! Teacher: What does the cow give you? Students: homework!"

"What did the gay guy say to Pinocchio? Lie to me motherfucker."