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Joke of the Day

"Girl was towelling her wet pussy, she enjoyed it and started rubbing it vigorously... Until the pussy cried MEOW and ran away. Always be kind to animals..!!"

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"How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ? Ten ants !"
"If ""Pretty Woman"" teaches us anything it's that prostitution is a lucrative, whimsical enterprise that every young woman should try."
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"I capture lions for a living... I guess you could say I take pride in my work."
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"What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you fuckin racist"
"When we draw birds we basically just draw flying mustaches."
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