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Joke of the Day
"What do trees take when they have a headache? Aleve."
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"How do you stop an elephant from charging? Take away its USB cable."
"I like my women like I like my coffee So hot I fill them with creme in 3 seconds"
"TIFU by telling a terrorist joke to my Muslim girlfriend. She blew up in my face."
"Have you had an accident that wasn't your fault? Of course you have, because that's the definition of an accident."
"It's kind of funny how so many people think that being gay is a choice but being fat isn't"
"Did you hear about the man in the electric chair who asked the executioner to reverse the charges ?"
"How was copper wire invented? Two Jews fighting over a penny."
"What is a baby's dream job? Working at a winery."
"Sharks have a whole week dedicated to Chuck Norris."