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Joke of the Day

"I went to an AA meeting, met a lot of batteries"

"Now that Steve Jobs is gone we'll never ever know why c**t autocorrects to Cynthia. WHO WAS CYNTHIA?!?"

"[NSFW] I was walking home when I heard a homeless guy yell .. I was walking home when I heard a drunk homeless guy yell -"" You motherfucker , your daughter is your sister"""

"So an orca's prey tried to escape But his fate was sealed"

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? The C."

"The Darkest Joke What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? ... A baby in two dumpsters."

"Sometimes when I attempt to make a joke as reply-all to a group email chain I hit the wrong button & just make joke to 1 weirded out person"

"What do walruses and tupperware have in common? They're both looking for a tight seal."

"What disorder will Spiderman get as he ages? Peter Parkinsons"

"If you dont believe in Oral Sex, keep your mouth shut"