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Joke of the Day

"What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off ? Ban-she ban-she !"

"The bartender says: ""I'm sorry, we don't serve faster-than-light particles here."" A tachyon walks into a bar."

"Europe is looking amazing right now. It lost a few pounds recently."

"Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard? To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week."

"I used to be addicted to the ""Hokey Pokey"" song, I couldn't stop listening to it again and again and again... But I turned myself around."

"My reddit secret santa gave me what I have really been wanting for quite some time now.... They fucked me."

"Can you cure hereditary diarrhea? Or does it just run through your jeans?"

"I just heard my friend suffocated working at a nescafe factory. I was worried he suffered but luckily, it was instant."

"folks we use a Mouse to browse a web. what are we on the internet or in a barnyard here. cmon damnit."

"Did I tell you guys about the guy who attempted suicide from the top floor of my building? I thought he was gonna live but that was a different story."