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Joke of the Day

"I went to the zoo . . . I went to the zoo, and in the entire place, they only had one dog. It was a shih tzu."

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"Why periods? Why can't mother nature just tweet me and be like ""Waddup girl. You ain't pregnant. Have a great week. Talk to you next month"""
"What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? They can smell it but they can't eat it."
"roses r red violets r blue sunflowers r yellow i bet u were expecting someting romantic but no this is just gardening facts"
"Why do you like little kids...? They have to use TWO hands."
"Working with cops as a none cop has its benefits. I always get to say the same joke and always get a laugh. ""Do i smell Bacon!"" i love cops... ill show myself out."
"iPhone 7 Plus Bend Test ..lol! iPhone 7 Plus Bend Test Funny with suspense :p https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70V57UBIt7o great music though lol.."
"My questionnaire for teenage girls: 1. can you not 2. do you even 3. whatever"
"Sometimes Jesus asks himself, ""What would some self-righteous hypocrite do?"""
"Why are almost all brides dresses white? So the dishwasher matches the washing machine"