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Joke of the Day

"folks we use a Mouse to browse a web. what are we on the internet or in a barnyard here. cmon damnit."

"Why can the Cornish always lend a hand? They probably have a spare."

"Pink and wrinkly What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your boxer shorts? Your grandma."

"Elephants being eliminated from Ringling Brothers performances. Did you hear the elephants are being eliminated from Ringling Brothers performances. They were told to pack their trunks."

"I walked up to a girl and said, ""If you were a drug, I would overdose!"" She said, ""Thanks."" I said, ""Then you wouldn't be able to ruin my life any more."""

"I found a message in a bottle. It said: ""The girl at the end of the bar is a lot hotter than she was 2 hours ago."""

"Looking forward to Monday? You're married"

"A friend and I walked past an Alzheimers Society. He turned to me and said ""How do they remember where it is""?"

"Your mama is so fat... She bungee jumped and went straight to hell."

"Seven year old brother hit me with this one Him: How do people look at the internet? Me: How? Him: With their google-y eyes"