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Joke of the Day

"My reddit secret santa gave me what I have really been wanting for quite some time now.... They fucked me."

"The last Hillary Clinton email joke... [defeated]"

"Three part joke Why did the kid fall out of the tree? I shot him Why did the second kid fall out? I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out? Peer pressure"

"My wife and I laugh about how competitive we are. But I laugh more."

"My girlfriend treats me like a god She ignores me till she wants to ask for something"

"A man walks up to a prostitute and propositions her for sex... She says to the man: ""Sorry, but I'm clothed for the day."""

"Facebook is a big party where the host is in a back room going through all the coats."

"Did you hear about the famous nudist? He wanted more exposure."

"What did the snail say when his friend lost his car? Where did Es-car-go."

"First World Problems Mi atocoreect is brokan."